The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
