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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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