Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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