thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
