Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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