I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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