BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just invented taco cereal.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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