is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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