what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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