Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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