I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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