: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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