I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
