The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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