Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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