New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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