During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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