yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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