Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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