Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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