you would pick up someone in the library
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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