she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
