How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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