thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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