operation harelip BJ is a go
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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