I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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