I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Randomize
