1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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