she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
there is glitter all over my balls
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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