you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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