He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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