and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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