i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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