Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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