I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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