doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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