Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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