is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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