Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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