I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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