i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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