just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
pray to the hookup gods
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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