why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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