i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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