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Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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