Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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