i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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