After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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