Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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