Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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