I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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