There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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