I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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