yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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