i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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