just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
