He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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