Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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