Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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