She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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